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Hut celebrates 60 years


A hut in Kenya is celebrating 60 years since it last contained a queen.

The hut, which declined to comment, once briefly contained Queen Elizabeth of the Great Britain. It has existed in relative obscurity ever since. 

It is just a simple hut, said Umbertingo Welgangio of the International Hut Trust, but it has a unique history as do all other huts, of course. 


Photo by Ben Cliff on Unsplash

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